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Imprisoned on after a series of misunderstandings and mishaps that resulted in an interocitor malfunction that caused the untimely death of Kevin, Queen Zorina's beloved pet Meganulon, the Commish has grown increasingly deranged as he uses his knowledge of chrono-synclastic infundibulae and thought transference technologies to pluck legendary wrestlers from disparate points in space-time and forces them to battle against each other in contests of mortal combat that are typically scheduled for one fall. But his insanity is our gain, as each week we get to see the results of these contests on all-new episodes of Manic Monday, the only show that features the best wrestlers from ALL timelines!
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Before the Moon Madness event, our eternal open-challenge argufier, Harley Race, wants to pump up the crowd by going head-to-head with Dolph Ziggler, a seasoned pro wrestler who has a long history in a small federation in Connecticut. Presented sans commentary as Kurt Huge was still awaiting a transfer in Berlin and Rockwell was going for fifths at the strip club buffet. A club record!
Season 2 of TFTB's Manic Monday has all led to this: March Moon Madness, live from the shadow of Mount Jabrovnik! As the fragrant bone-meal-mist washes over you, a tumultuous tournament of torture takes place as Kurt Angle, Psicosis, KKB, Eddie Kingston, Dos Caras, LA Park, Trog, and Terry Funk duke it out for pugilistic preeminence, vying to become the King of Our Ring and new number one contender for the IGPWF Heavyweight title! Plus, a lot more!
The pathway to madness runs right through this exciting episode of Manic Monday! Cactus Jack defends his hardcore title, the King of the Ring qualifying matches continue, and more!
Jamie Noble issues an open challenge for his WWE Undisputed Championship, and emerging from the mysterious green challenger mist is none other than the swagsquatch himself, Bigfoot! And the surprises don't end there!
It's a time traveling tussle between a tangle of terrifying titans, as Cactus Jack, Big Boss Man, RVD, and the dreaded Mr. Pogo square off in the Commissioner's Hardcore Invitational in an effort to unify the WCW & WWE Hardcore Titles. Plus, the qualifying rounds for the King of the Ring continue, and more!
Live from the TFTB Center it's the SCIENCE EPISODE of Manic Monday! Wasting no time getting to the meat of the wrestling sandwich, Roddy Piper kicks things off with a defense of his IGPWF heavyweight title against a little-known thespian named The Rock. Elsewhere, the King of the Ring tournament qualifiers continue with action from Terry Funk, Black Taurus, Ax, and Kurt Angle. All that and exciting tag team mayhem, as the Road Warriors square off against Trog & The Barbarian, and the Mulkey Brothers attempt to earn enough money to get a bus ride home. Plus: we uncover which wrestlers are also Beastie Boys, which parts of the neck are actually the head, what to listen to when sniffing glue, and how to verify the authenticity of a championship belt.
Exciting action comes at you from the stunning TFTB Center in also-stunning Huntington, West Virginia, where there are always available parking spots! Jamie Noble issues an ill-advised Open Challenge and gets more than he bargained for, KKB squares off against Mr. Onederful, The Missing Link collides with LA Park, and a strong argument is made for the creation of a tag team title belt with TWO exciting tag matches featuring The Road Warriors, The Rock 'N' Roll Express, and Demolition! Oh, and also The Mulkey Brothers. All that PLUS Bigfoot, Alabama Jammas, colloidal silver, disappearing refs, and much, much more!
Witness the glorious debut of the brand-new TFTB television studios as Big John Studd takes on Eddie Kingston in an exciting illustration of height differentials. Along the way, Alex Rockwell and Kurt Huge discuss the color of Studd's beard, the finer points of how to signal a hold break, and whether or not the venue smells like hot dogs.
The Commissioner continues to wreak havoc by staging his own version of the Royal Rumble, and things get WILD and WEIRD. Featuring familiar fighters from former episodes of Manic Monday as well as some stunning surprise appearances, you'll want to cancel all of your appointments, quit your job, tell your family to stop bothering you with all the questions and complaints, and watch this immediately!
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The Commish's deranged rebooking of the 2003 WWF Vengeance ppv culminates in a jaw-slapping main event that sees the undisputed champion Brock Lesnar defend the title against a murderer's row of opponents that includes Kurt Angle, CM Punk, Big Show and Jamie Noble!
The Commish continues his unhinged surfing of the chrono-synclastic infundibulae in an attempt to make the 2003 WWF Vengeance ppv more watchable. The first time around, Bradshaw eliminated Brother Love in a Bar Room Brawl. This time, Bradshaw faces off against Bigfoot in a Backstage Battle of the Brutes! Who will win this bout of brilliant brutality?
The Commish has perfected his knowledge of chrono-synclastic infundibulae and is now traveling along the temporal waves, obsessed with 'righting' the 'wrongs' of past wrestling events. His first stop: the 2003 WWF Vengeance ppv, live (again) from Denver. SmackDown GM Stephanie McMahon faces off against her toughest opponent yet.
Live from the scenic and traffic-filled streets of Jabrovnik, WITNESS the exciting conclusion of season 1! Featuring an all-star lineup of talent from previous episodes along with some fresh faces, you are not prepared for this stunning spectacle of superhuman strength!
The Street to SummerPlex23 continues! Booker T takes on Finn Balor, who is facing serious challenges of his own from the excessive amount of demon makeup on his face. THEN: the Oneederful One makes short work of The Missing Link before Kurt Angle shows up and beats the hell out of everybody. PLUS: a whole lot of other stuff!
The Street to SummerPlex23 starts here! Finn Balor finally reveals his feelings for Booker T in a swerve that will leave your jaw on the floor! MEANWHILE: Kurt Angle continues his bearded dance of destruction, the Enhancement Talent starts to get organized, and Bruiser Brody teaches us about the magnetic properties of chains!
A blitz of bone-breaking brawn! In a no DQ, submissions-only tornado tag match, the dreaded dyad of Trog and Buddy Landel recruit the MOST EVIL resident of Knoxville, TN to their stable as they get up for a showdown with Finn Balor, Booker T, and a mystery partner to be named later. Be afraid! But also, excited!
A proliferation of pugilistic perfection! Paul Orndorff, Eddie Kingston and Roddy Piper face off in a 3-way that's more exciting than your Grandma's Cincinnati Chili. Plus: Kurt Angle takes on the immortal George South. And in an absolutely brutal "Tornado Rules" match with no DQ, the terrific tag twosome of Booker T and Finn Balor try to thwart the terrifying tactics of Team Trog featuring Buddy Landel! It all culminates in a match for the IGPWF Heavyweight Championship between Jake Roberts and Terry Funk!
Trog's mysterious disappearance last week is resolved as he returns from HELL with his new EVIL partner, T.L. Hopper, to face his former friends Booker T and Finn Balor. Is the world ready for this mashup of malevolent mayhem? Maybe! Then, Jake the Snake dominates yet again and IGPWF champ Terry Funk faces off against The Missing Link in a non-title match. Later, everything is on the line when Eddie Guerrero and Roddy Piper clash. The loser goes to the bottom of the rankings while the winner gains entry to a #1 contender ladder match! Finally, in a main event that you don't want to miss, Trog and Hopper clash again with Booker and Balor in a brutal TABLES MATCH!
Witness the fallout be from the previous night's epic Yankee Doodle Carnage ppv! Jake the Snake is now the number one contender for Terry Funk's championship belt, and he is none too happy about The Missing Link's battle with Harley Race. Also not happy, with each other, are Kurt Angle and Roddy Piper. Let's see if they can work things out in the ring. Ditto for Finn Balor and Eddie Guerrero. Meanwhile, the only thing that the dread Trog hates more than the fans is Booker T!
The last several episodes of Manic Monday culminate in the first IGPWF ppv! Coming at you from the TFTB Center in our nation's capital, the amazing action includes Harley Race issuing an open challenge to anyone willing to face him, Kurt Angle and Eddie Guerrero putting on a match for the ages, Rowdy Roddy Piper returning to rumble with Iceman King Parsons, Porkchop Cash colliding with Eddie Kingston, and Paul Orndorff pounding Mario Mancini. It all leads to a stunning 6-way main event battle, with every man for himself. At YANKEE DOODLE CARNAGE, only the strong survive!
Catch a cataclysmic clash between The Missing Link and Booker T! Marvel at a three-way dance for the IGPWF heavyweight title between Kurt Angle, Eddie Guerrero, and Terry Funk! With a total ringside ban in effect, absolutely NO ONE will be allowed to interfere! Plus, Finn Balor back in action!
Behold the battle between Trog, Finn Balor & Booker T and the deadly trio of The Missing Link, Eddie Kingston and Bruiser Brody! Plus, action from Jake the Snake AND Eddie Guerrero facing off against Kurt Angle accompanied by his new manager???!!!
Roddy Piper teams up with Jake the Snake and The Missing Link to take on Booker T, the dread Trog and Finn Balor! Then, Kurt Angle and Iceman King Parsons collide with Eddie Guerrero and Terry Funk! As if all of that wasn't enough, Bruiser Brody takes on Eddie Kingston in a match that no one expected!
Epic fallout from the previous episode's stunning triple-threat main event between Roddy Piper, Terry Funk, and the dread Trog. Plus: Finn Balor takes on Kurt Angle with a title shot on the line! AND: an appearance from Jake the Snake! All that and more coming directly at you from the TFTB Center in our nation's capital! Brought to you by the Official TFTB Vending Machine, exclusively serving delicious Troga Cola.
Live from our nation's capital, Piper defends his IGPWF title in a steel cage match against the dread duo of Terry Funk and Trog! Then, Jake The Snake takes on Olympic champion Kurt Angle! As if all of that wasn't enough, the episode culminates in a clash between Iceman King Parsons and Finn Balor.
The IGPWF returns for another Manic Monday match! Following Roddy Piper's stunning defeat of Terry Funk in Episode 1, he now faces his first challenger, Trog! Popularly known as "Hell's favorite wrestler," Trog is profiled in an issue of the TFTB Zine, which is available now on this very website!
The greatest wrestling promotion in the universe, the Intergalactic Professional Wrestling Federation, returns! Run by the ruthless, domineering, and perpetually drunk Commish, the IGPWF features the greatest wrestlers from all timelines battling each other for supremacy! In this special Manic Monday Extravaganza, live from the IGPWF Armory, Terry Funk and Roddy Piper finally clash for the first time, and possibly also the last!
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